Robert Archey

Yeah you read that right, all you bacon lovers rejoice. We have an International Bacon day! It is the Saturday right before Labor Day, which means this year it’s TODAY! September 5th.  Have a nice juicy slice of bacon to celebrate.

International Bacon Day via BaconToday

Here you go, let’s ruin my political career.  BUT not before taking some of you down with me.

Friday
6:30PM – Close shop, suuuuuper slow.
8:30PM – We have a pizza dinner, play some Mario Kart.
10:00PM – Duc say’s he’s going to stop drinking so he can go home, sleep, and go to work.
11:00PM – Harold and Kumar: Escape form Guantanamo Bay starts.  This movie is PURE comedic gold!

Saturday

1:00AM – Chillin on the balcony enjoying the perfect summer nighttime weather.
2:00AM – Francis knocked out on patio furniture.
4:00AM – I give up and knockout on the couch, apparently beating Francy Pants.  She gets the chaise (sucka!).
5:30AM – Move to bed, knock out to jackasses STILL on balcony talking crazy.
Sunrise – I was told that once the sun started rising, things got weird so everyone went to bed.  This is when Duc decides he needs to go home.  He has work at 9AM.
11:00AM – Wakie Wakie
12:30PM – Watched the Angels dominate the BoSox.  Lots of Sox fans, I won’t lie, I was scared.
5:00PM – Enjoying 50 minute mass
6:30PM – Sam’s Club
7:30PM – Get to the condo to people watching Harold and Kumar for the second time.  Just as funny!
8:30PM – Fajitas
10:15PM – Swimming pool, hot tub, teaching Hoang how to swim
11:00PM – Lord of the Rings marathon begins as crawfish glutton bowl ends.  Watching Hoang eat crawfish is just pure junk.
Midnight -  Approximately 7 shots of Grey Goose got me super loose.

Sunday
Before 1AM – Batman crew comes over to catchup on what they missed out on.  We downgraded our cup size, but seemed like it was the same amount of vodka and wayyyy less “other stuff.”
4:00AM – Almost everyone knocked out and Lord of the Rings: Two Towers ends.
Sunrise – I become one of the previously said “jackasses” as Just Elvis and me are on the balcony talking jibberish.  I was able to experience the “weird.”
Sunrise:30 – Recording people while they sleep (fun).  I go to bed.  It’s sad, not enough places to sleep and not enough blankets, but people manage to get “comfortable.”
9:00AM – Wake up to crying babies, Duc cleaning, and John yakkkkkkking. I pop 3 Tylenol and drink lots of water for my raging headache and cotton mouth.
11:00AM – Wake up the 2nd time to Tony dominating some Sunday morning kiddies in some Mario Kart action.  Online score sits at around 6300.
Noon – Enjoy a breakfast of pancakes, BACON, and sausage.
2:30PM – Enjoying 7-11 coffee, OMG so good!
3:30PM – Do some blogging.
Later – Hopefully go to the OC Fair.