Some of you may know that some of us TRIED to create a (mu)stache crew. That lasted a good 2 weeks until everyone decided to shave for whatever reason: job interview, parents made them, last man standing, no “affection” from wife and/or girlfriend, white collar professional, constant dirty looks or being made fun of.
The entire point of growing out the mustaches was to not only bond, but to be funny as hell when you walk into any public place of gathering and you see a table full of Asian men that can hardly grow facial hair with patchy mustaches.
Now this lone soldier is on his quest to actually have every facial hair type. He grows facial hair every winter to see how many types he can cross off his chart of facial hair. Now go, be entertained!
Facial Hair
Ahoy me hearties, it be that day ‘gain when we get our fill o’ rum and talk like pirates. Hoist the colors on this fine day to set sail so ye can find saucy wenches to plunder. May the slimy land lubbers rot like bilge rats down on the poop deck. ARRRRR!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com
If you’re afraid of heights like me, you probably won’t get caught in this behemoth. It’s the Burj Dubai Skyscraper, also known as, the tallest skyscraper in the world. Some simple facts about this beast, at its completion it will be over 1/2 a mile high, meaning if you turned it on it’s side, it would take all you couch potatoes like 10 minutes to walk its length. Envy it in all its awe and glory.
Gizmodo
Come on now, how can you not think this is rad? $17.99 gets you your very own 7-11 Slurpee maker. The best part is that you don’t have to pay for shipping. Let’s just hope it comes before the end of summer. When your package arrives, open it, pop in 3 “C” batteries, add your favorite juice or soda, and wait while the mouth watering fun-drink is made. I went to 7-11 this morning and I swear this is the same machine they use.
Buy.com
How about this, some more cool crap that you won’t use more than once. These 2-man inflatable kayaks would be a nice treat at a good value. We have two options, for the rugged outdoors man the Coleman and for the weekend (once a year) warrior we have the Stearns. Now the Coleman does not have all the luxuries as the Stearns. For instance the front/rear splash guards, inflatable seats, removable seat adjustment for a single rider, Boston valves, and carry bag. The one thing that the Coleman does come with are the paddles. Nothing screams party like a nice pair of paddles…. I heard. AND if you have the luck of the Irish on your side, then these won’t let you down like that time I bought a queen size AeroBed that only gave me one use before deciding to get punctured.
Coleman 2-Man Inflatable Kayak $68.44 @ Wally World
Stearns Two-Person Kayak $69.96 @ Wally World
I’ve always imagined about what kind of return I would receive on some small investment of an unknown stock that turns into a huge success. Quicken has put together an interactive chart that allows you to input your initial investment and see how much money you COULD have made. What a way to make a grown [wo]man cry (especially if you were born in the 70’s).
Quicken (via DIGG)
Tell me how great this, the oldest joke dates back to 1900 BC, and it happens to be a fart joke!
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap” - (1900 BC - 1600 BC Sumerian Proverb Collection 1.12-1.13)
Pre 14
Sex Jokes - WHAAAAAAAA!? Ear muffs!
Fart Jokes - HAHAHA
Ages 15-18 (the high school years)
Sex Jokes - These rock!!!!
Fart Jokes - So immature
Ages 19+
Sex Jokes - Meh….
Fart Jokes -HAHAHAHA x100
Reuters (via UKTV)
