How about this, some more cool crap that you won’t use more than once.  These 2-man inflatable kayaks would be a nice treat at a good value.  We have two options, for the rugged outdoors man the Coleman and for the weekend (once a year) warrior we have the Stearns.  Now the Coleman does not have all the luxuries as the Stearns.  For instance the front/rear splash guards, inflatable seats, removable  seat adjustment for a single rider, Boston valves, and carry bag.  The one thing that the Coleman does come with are the paddles.  Nothing screams party like a nice pair of paddles…. I heard. AND if you have the luck of the Irish on your side, then these won’t let you down like that time I bought a queen size AeroBed that only gave me one use before deciding to get punctured.

Coleman 2-Man Inflatable Kayak $68.44 @ Wally World
Stearns Two-Person Kayak $69.96 @ Wally World